I am bad at 'about me" sections. I never am certain what to say. How about some bullet points?
- Hi, I'm Melissa. Or Melza. Or any other name. I pretty much answer to anything.
- You may remember me as the green haired girl from VidCon. My hair changes a lot.
-I am a dumb twenty-something
- The internet is my friend, and many of my friends are on and/or due to the internet.
- Speaking of the internet, I make dumb videos on youtube. Great website.
- This bullet point is merely to take up space.
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This would be even better is before the “you” it said “Damn girl,”
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Die in a fire, Chris Brown.
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ESTROGEN.
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Oh, I see what you did there. (Taken with instagram)
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“ANOTHER!”
Thor proceeded to throw Pikachu to the ground, who landed safely and shocked Thor in retaliation. In response, Thor blasted Pikachu with the potential energy stored in Mjolnir. They proceeded to have a lightning battle and destroyed a good portion of the surrounding forest. And that, ladies and gentlemen, was what lead to the Tunguska event.
Reblogging because Jason brings the perfect.
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I believe that children are the future.
And for the first time in a long time, that doesn’t scare the piss out of me.
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Story of a Five Year-Old Avenger, Meeting the Avengers
“Hi, Loki!” my wife said (100% sure she didn’t know Tom Hiddleston’s name). “Can my son get a picture with you?” she asked. “Can I put him on my shoulders?” Loki asks. “Um … okay?” is Jill’s response and hands Tom Hiddleston our son. He hoists him up on to his shoulders (I should mention that this guy is like 8 feet tall), and my wife takes out her Blackberry, only to find that it’s on its last battery leg. Nonetheless she manages to get a couple of shots. Hiddleston puts Edison down, shakes his hand and says goodbye…
… Evans crouches down next to Edison, who extends his hand and shakes the hand of The First Avenger. “Can I see your shield?” Evans asks and Edison hands his battered toy shield over. “Wow, you’re getting a lot of use out of this. You fighting a lot of bad guys with this?” he asks. Chris Evans and Edison proceed to have a conversation about the finer points of shields and fighting the enemy.
UGH I AM DYING I adore things like this.
So. Freaking. Cute.
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Reporter: I have a question to Robert and to Scarlett. Firstly to Robert, throughout Iron Man 1 and 2, Tony Stark started off as a very egotistical character but learns how to fight as a team. And so how did you approach this role, bearing in mind that kind of maturity as a human being when it comes to the Tony Stark character, and did you learn anything throughout the three movies that you made?
And to Scarlett, to get into shape for Black Widow did you have anything special to do in terms of the diet, like did you have to eat any specific food, or that sort of thing?
Scarlett: How come you get the really interesting existential question, and I get the like, “rabbit food” question?
The respect given to you if you’re a man in the entertainment business, and the respect given to you if you’re a woman in the entertainment business: all perfectly summed up in one idiotically thought out line of questioning.(Source: villa-kulla, via lehostingvessel)
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This is a First Lady Michelle Obama appreciation post, prompted by a racist bigot classmate of mine, who called her ugly, obnoxious, and undignified. I don’t care about discussing politics here on my tumblr, but I do care about posting various pictures of one of the most beautiful, intelligent, and dignified First Ladies the USA has ever had the pleasure of gracing the White House.
Haters to the left.
My First Lady is beautiful. Give me a shoe to throw at your classmate.
This one kid said she looked like an ape in high school. I almost lost my damn mind.
She is flawless.
I want to shake this woman’s hand.
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- gatsby: hey i just met you
- gatsby: and this is crazy
- gatsby: but i'm going to spend most of my life and wealth in an attempt to pursue you for your stunning vapidness and the warped image of yourself created in my mind as a precursor to my eventual fall
- gatsby: so call me maybe
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Throwing up. If anyone EVER bought me this, I would literally owe you my life. So amazing.
^ chill. It’s just a mug.
Fucking muggles will never understand. ^
WHERE CAN I GET THIS?
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Abby isn’t a puppy anymore…
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